No, not again… disconnected

Posted in dysfunction, mark ballew, phones on November 8th, 2006 by MarkBallew

I left my cell phone at home — again. How am I supposed to function? What if I get a text message? What if someone tries to call me?! How will I check bus arrival times?!!

Wait, no one ever calls me. Maybe since I left it at home, I’ll suddenly be popular?