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		<title>Every morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every morning, I wake up to the sound of th 31 line making it&#8217;s first run. I&#8217;m not sure how I can hear it, it is all the way down the block, but my alarm goes off and shortly after I hear, &#8220;Thirty-one Bal-boa, to Main and Mission&#8221;. It is sort of a surreal sound [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><IMG SRC="http://markballew.com/blog/usericons/citytruth.png" vspace=6 align=left>Every morning, I wake up to the sound of th 31 line making it&#8217;s first run. I&#8217;m not sure how I can hear it, it is all the way down the block, but my alarm goes off and shortly after I hear, &#8220;Thirty-one Bal-boa, to Main and Mission&#8221;. It is sort of a surreal sound to hear in those first 30 seconds when my brain is slowly coming back to reality.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m working my away from bagels and frozen waffles in the morning. I picked up a few cook books in the dollar bin at Borders and have been flipping through them. Tomorrow morning I&#8217;m going to try for scrambled eggs. The last time I tried, I ended up with eggs fused to the pan. This time I&#8217;m prepared, with (soy) milk this time. That&#8217;s what was missing!</p>
<p>On the morning ride to work, I&#8217;m reading <A HREF="http://markballew.com/blog/library/malcolm-gladwell/the-tipping-point-how-little-things-can-make-a-big-difference/">Tipping Point</A>. Quite a few people at work have been reading it, along with some of the morning commuters. It&#8217;s sort of weird to turn around and see two other people reading the same exact book. <lj-cut text="Memes for Dummies"></p>
<p>The book is basically about memes and humans create and respond to them. One of the interesting points I&#8217;ve came across is that there are three different types of people involved in creating memes, and when I say memes I mean things like the latest fashion trend, crime waves, the spread of stds, or even the number of car wrecks in a week. Author Malcolm Gladwell calls them &#8220;Tipping Points&#8221;, but really they are memes.</p>
<p>The three types of people are the Salesman, the Connector, and the Mavin. The salesman is what he sounds like, he talks people into things. He let&#8217;s people know it is <i>okay</i> to do something, like purchase a car. Then there is the Connector, he knows everyone, though few very well. This is the guy that throws out peoples&#8217; names left and right, and knows about this great restaurant down the street. Finally there is the character I identify with most, the Maven. This is the guy that has been down to the great restaurant down the street, knows which are the least expensive menu items for the maximum food, and is always listening for new random tidbits, and buys into the details.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a fairly good book, Gladwell is a good writer and keeps a repetitive and back-referencing style so a slow Bart-and-lunchbreak-reader like myself can keep up with the topics presented.</p>
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		<title>Zombies attack San Francisco!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MarkBallew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was on my way to return some items to CompUSA, when I noticed folks standing about Market Street with duct tape &#8220;X&#8221; symbols on them. &#8220;What could that mean?&#8221; I thought. I took a photo just in case it was a new fad.



A couple sporting duct tape

The Powell cable car turn around became very [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was on my way to return some items to CompUSA, when I noticed folks standing about Market Street with duct tape &#8220;X&#8221; symbols on them. &#8220;What could that mean?&#8221; I thought. I took a photo just in case it was a new fad.<br />
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<DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">A couple sporting duct tape</DIV><br />
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<p>The Powell cable car turn around became very silent, perhaps eerily so. Little did I know that such markings meant that they were the next to be attacked by zombies!<br />
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<DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">Zombies devowering their brainy prey</DIV><br />
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<p>It was a sight to be seen. Luckly, I had decided to not wear duct tape that day, so I was simply sniffed for my brains, but not eaten and turned into one of those blood lusting fiends. There were other humans around, mostly tourists, but there was one man who knew that the zombies were there because our <i>sins</i>. God hates zombies, after all.<br />
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</DIV><DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">God hates zombies protester (he was later eaten)</DIV></DIV></p>
<p>Sensing fresh brains near by, the hord of zombies headed up Powell Street&#8230;<br />
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<DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">The zombies head up Powell in search of fresh brains</DIV><br />
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<p>From there they crowded on to Union Square, where a band happened to be playing. From there they frenzied into a dance while consuming duct-taped victums. It was chaos, pure chaos, but luckily I survived to bring you this photographic evidence.<br />
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<A HREF="http://sf.pi.cx/zombies/eatbrains/06/dscf1979.jpg" ><IMG SRC="http://sf.pi.cx/zombies/eatbrains/06/meddscf1979.jpg" height=180 width=240></A><A HREF="http://sf.pi.cx/zombies/eatbrains/06/dscf1985.jpg" ><IMG SRC="http://sf.pi.cx/zombies/eatbrains/06/meddscf1985.jpg" height=180 width=240></A><br />
</DIV><DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">The final frenzy and brain eating spree</DIV></DIV><br />
<P>After this horrific photography of todays events, you must be wondering, <i>How can I prevent zombie attacks? What do I do in the event a zombie horde appears while I&#8217;m shopping?</i></p>
<p>First of all, don&#8217;t panic.</p>
<p>Second of all, make sure you&#8217;ve memorized the <A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6875715">How to Survive a Zombie Attack</A> guide.</p>
<p>Three, <A HREF="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/the-zombie-preparedness-kit-195294.php">have your preparedness kit.</A></p>
<p>And finally, watch your local news for zombie-related events.<br />
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<DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">Tune into <A HREF="http://www.geekentertainment.tv/">GETV</A> for late breaking zombie news </DIV></DIV></p>
<p><DIV align=center style="font-size: x-small">Photos (c) Mark Ballew, Meme created by <A HREF="http://eatbrains.com">EatBrains</A>. <A HREF="http://sf.pi.cx/zombies/eatbrains/06/">See complete photo set.</A></DIV></p>
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