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	<title>Concepts in the Paradox &#187; dysfunction</title>
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		<title>Temporarily out of service</title>
		<link>http://markballew.com/blog/2007/03/25/temporarily-out-of-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week I have writer&#8217;s block. Enjoy this &#8216;professional&#8217; grammar error in the mean time.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week I have writer&#8217;s block. Enjoy this &#8216;professional&#8217; grammar error in the mean time.<br />
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		<title>Excuse the mess</title>
		<link>http://markballew.com/blog/2006/11/21/excuse-the-mess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MarkBallew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My upstream provider, United Layer, has struck again, this time causing a 24 times spike in my daily traffic use for no logical reason, which of course I get charged for. Something about broadcast packets or some such. Anyway, I pay the big bucks for people to solve these problems for me.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My upstream provider, <A HREF="http://unitedlayer.com">United Layer</A>, has struck again, this time causing a 24 times spike in my daily traffic use for no logical reason, which of course I get charged for. Something about broadcast packets or some such. Anyway, I pay the big bucks for people to solve these problems for me.</p>
<p>Things may be up and down with the blogs, webhosts, photo server, and email until this very expensive problem is resolved. As the title says, please excuse the mess.</p>
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		<title>We have no DC power, sir</title>
		<link>http://markballew.com/blog/2006/11/16/we-have-no-dc-power-sir/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MarkBallew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The past 3 days have been a little depressing being sick. First there is the lack of energy to do much of anything, though as usual I&#8217;m forcing myself along. It isn&#8217;t healthy, but it is my nature to keep going no matter what.
As usual, when I&#8217;m down, life kicks me in the ribs to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The past 3 days have been a little depressing being sick. First there is the lack of energy to do much of anything, though as usual I&#8217;m forcing myself along. It isn&#8217;t healthy, but it is my nature to keep going no matter what.</p>
<p>As usual, when I&#8217;m down, life kicks me in the ribs to remind me that no one gets a break. As an example of this, the DC power on my block went out. &#8220;DC power?&#8221; you ask, &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that from the 1900&#8217;s or something?&#8221; Indeed, it powers the elevator. I have a very old elevator. Damn you, PG&#038;E.</p>
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<p>I live on the 9th floor, so when the elevator breaks it is extremely annoying. Nine flights isn&#8217;t so bad going down, but going up really sucks. I can&#8217;t carry much because the passage way is so narrow, and I really don&#8217;t have the energy to do much of anything anyhow. In other words, I <i>really</i> need to take the trash out soon (no, it doesn&#8217;t smell, yet). Also, I need to do laundry too. Sigh.</p>
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		<title>No, not again&#8230; disconnected</title>
		<link>http://markballew.com/blog/2006/11/08/no-not-again-disconnected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MarkBallew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[phones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I left my cell phone at home &#8212; again. How am I supposed to function? What if I get a text message? What if someone tries to call me?! How will I check bus arrival times?!!
Wait, no one ever calls me. Maybe since I left it at home, I&#8217;ll suddenly be popular?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I left my cell phone at home &#8212; again. How am I supposed to function? What if I get a text message? What if someone tries to call me?! How will I check bus arrival times?!!</p>
<p>Wait, no one ever calls me. Maybe since I left it at home, I&#8217;ll suddenly be popular?</p>
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