The doors on this car are obstructed

Today is Spare the Air, and you know what that means? Invasion of the rollerbags. I’m getting pretty good at jumping over roller bags that people stand beside on the escalator. Please stand on the right so people can pass on the left and get to work.

It must be some sight to see: a 6′1 male running down the escalator and flying over a rollerbag. As my friend Sherrod says, “I look out the corner of my eye thinking it is a dog, but then I’m sad when I realize it is just a bag.”