Eating is hard
Well, I was over at “Burger Gourmet” in downtown Oakland, enjoying a mushroom burger when super genious me bit a chunk out of his own lip on the inside.
Ouch! Mmmm… blood.
Also, ever notice that everyone is very patient as they wait in line for coffee at Starbucks? It doesn’t matter what time of day, or how long the line is, everyone waits in a friendly manner for their cup of crackjoe. Maybe they should offer Starbucks coffee at the DMV?
September 14th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Now that’s what I call a gourmet burger! Ouch, you okay? Hey, how long have you been eating?
September 14th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Mmmm cup of crack…er joe at the DMV. They might get you for DUI (crack) get it? Any way…
September 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
I bit my mouth again while eating today too. It never ends… Maybe there is a class on proper chewing?
September 17th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Hee, hee. Slow down Mark, you’re chewing too fast!