Concepts in the Paradox

Hi Muni. I see you are 20 minutes late to our outing, as usual.

38L, GEARY LIMITED, TO TRANSBAY TERMINAL.

Listen, I know we’ve been having some fights, and well…

NEXT STOP: FILLMORE

You do a pretty poor job at keeping yourself clean…

NEXT STOP: LAGUNA

…and I don’t know about all these strangers you pick up.

NEXT STOP: O’FARRELL AND VAN NESS

I guess what I’m trying to say is… sigh.

EATING, DRINKING, AND SMOKING ARE PROHIBITED ON ALL TRANSIT VEHICLES

Then there are your issues with food and a good smoke. I just don’t think we are on the same page.

NEXT STOP: JONES — TAYLOR

I’ve been seeing someone else. I thought this was the best time to tell you.

A MUNI SECURITY REMINDER: ON CROWDED BUSES, ALWAYS PROTECT PURSES AND WALLETS.

I think I’m just going to see BART exclusively for a while. We can still be friends, okay?

*DONG DONG* PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE REAR DOORS

Don’t be mad. I know we see each other every day now, but maybe we need some distance.

LAST STOP: POWELL

Goodbye Muni. I have your FastPass if I need you get ahold of you.

THANK YOU FOR RIDING MUNI.

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